GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" You only annoy me when you're breathing. "


Comebacks:

Well thank god I'm not you then
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016
You're breathing is the most annoying sound in the world, it makes Lloyd Christmas jealous
By: sethwinters on 24 Feb 2016
DUDE ARE YOU DEAF YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCING DYING FLAMINGO
By: ANDY on 06 Apr 2017
Every Word you say faith in humanity decreases 2%
By: oof on 08 Oct 2017
You annoy me when you are living
By: Hi on 22 Mar 2020
Yeah too bad i'll never be as good at it as you.
By: Rai on 10 Sep 2015
Get some thicker skin.
By: Gamer on 02 Mar 2019

Variations & Alternatives:

Student: My head hurts when I breathe. Teacher: So stop breathing!!!!
By: Amanda Mez on 24 Sep 2019

Comments:

and U annoy me when ur breathing, eating, sleeping, talking, basically your existsnce annoys me.
By: hayley on 31 Jan 2015
where u born on a highway? because thats where most accidents happen
By: non ya on 18 May 2018

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You only annoy me when you're breathing.