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" Your parents hated you so much your bath toys were an iron and a toaster "


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At least my parents had the decency to unplug them unlike yours when you were given them
By: Spenny180 on 23 Aug 2015
Your parents hated YOU so much that your only source of betterment was heroin.
By: Ills on 15 Apr 2013
They gave you a knife
By: lol on 19 Jan 2014
Your parents hated YOU so much they didn't apply to you proper education.
By: Jessamine on 24 Jun 2014
Ur so ugly ur parents almost put U up for adoption
By: @$$ on 22 Jul 2015
You don't even know anything about my parents or how they raised me and there's no need for me to know your parents I just know that they raised you badly
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016
Your parents hated u so much that they gave u to osodin bin laten
By: Matthew on 08 Nov 2013

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But your kindergarten sear was an electric chair
By: Shraga Mildiner on 26 Nov 2015
Your so fat. Your bowl of cereal comes with a lifeguard!
By: Austin on 07 Feb 2016
Yes, Well When You Were A Kid Your Parents Hated You So Much You Didn't Have Bath Toys.
By: Dj on 04 Feb 2015

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Your parents hated you so much your bath toys were an iron and a toaster