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" You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine. "
You're Useless
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At least Im not as useless as a destroyed car like you
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 05 Feb 2016
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I love it when you talk about things that are so relatable to you
By: Hi
on 22 Feb 2020
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And DID you put a screen door on a submarine before?
By: Ills
on 15 Apr 2013
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Useless to the shit you do all the time, yes.
By: Jessamine
on 24 Jun 2014
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your so fat when I slap your legs I can ride the waves
By: your so fat
on 17 Oct 2012
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your so fat when I slap your legs I can ride the waves
By: your so fat
on 17 Oct 2012
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your so fat when I slap your legs I can ride the waves
By: your so fat
on 17 Oct 2012
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You're as useless as a screen door on a submarine. Because your mouth keeps catching fish when it's open.
By: ComebackKid
on 08 Apr 2015
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2
"You're as useless as Sakura Haruno at any given point in time."
By: Sakura Haruno
on 20 Nov 2012
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You're as useless as a condom on a dildo
By: Anonymous
on 12 Apr 2015
4
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It's as useful, it's supposed to be sarcastic ^~^
By: Drew
on 26 Mar 2016
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