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" You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter. "

You're Useless

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Clever, is that what your girlfriend told you the first time y'all had sex?
By: That guy on 15 May 2017
At least im fly
By: random on 16 Apr 2015

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Ejection seats on helicopter actually exist.
By: pilot on 20 Sep 2025

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You're as useless as ejection seats on a helicopter.