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" You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet! "

Fat Insults

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Comebacks:

they will after im done with your mom.
By: Connor on 24 Nov 2014
At least i take shower, Hon YOU smell like ass.
By: Alex J on 19 Feb 2016
At least I can fit in it.
By: Eddie on 08 Sep 2014
Meanie: your face is ugly Me: the only ugly on my face is the reflection in my eyes
By: Smurf on 07 Apr 2015
at least I shower
By: Meg on 08 Jul 2015
At least I can get your mums pussy wet or any females for that matter
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Feb 2016

Variations & Alternatives:

Your so fat when you asked for a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean
By: Ruby G on 30 Sep 2014

Comments:

Theory 1 - It's because your have so much skin that the water is absorbed or evaporates and never actually makes it to the floor. Theory 2 - There's no space in the shower and it has to drain into another room.
By: Jonny on 26 Jun 2014
handiwork learn how 2 take a joke then stfu
By: idk:/ on 26 Aug 2016

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You're so fat, when you take a shower your feet don't get wet!