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" You're so old, you walked into an antique shop and they put you on display. "


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At least someone wants to buy me
By: LaToya on 07 Apr 2016
Thanks, at least I was not thrown into the garbage can the second I walked in.
By: Hi on 03 Feb 2020
At least I'm worth something
By: Intellectual handiwork on 06 Feb 2016

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Comments:

well you so ugly when you mum went in labour the doctors had a strike
By: alfie on 11 Jul 2014
At least I'm not in the back collecting dust
By: Daniel E on 15 Jan 2015

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You're so old, you walked into an antique shop and they put you on display.