GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice. "

Intelligence Insults

Comebacks:

You're so stupid i'm pretty damn sure you'd fail a blood test
By: Authentic on 11 May 2016
At least it dosen't take me a minute to beat the shit out of you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 06 Feb 2016
You're dumb enough that when a recipe calls for beaten eggs you decide to use your fist.
By: Lilah on 12 Feb 2014

Variations & Alternatives:

your so stupid, that when your mama tells you to sleep like a log you decide to sleep in a log.
By: waffle on 13 Oct 2015

Comments:

You're so stupid, you ...time people while they make rice.
By: DJ on 26 Jan 2018
Dude, thats beautiful
By: RoastJo on 17 Sep 2021
You're so stupid that your grammar and spelling is not even good enough to make a you're so stupid joke. Two not to, you're not your, it's people like you that clog the gene pool. By the way your parents must be so proud of you, you managed to look stupid whilst calling someone stupid that's not producing negative energy, it doesn't counteract and make you sound smart
By: barry elf on 16 Nov 2014

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You're so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.