GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar. "

Ugly Insults

Comebacks:

At least when I do I don't have to drug them.
By: Phil on 19 Jan 2015
Atleast I can afford a calendar.
By: Brooke on 13 Dec 2014
at least i can lose fat, but you can't lose stupid
By: Smooth Custard on 13 Oct 2015
the only dates you get are from your egyptian hooker who brings them as snacks on "Fun night"
By: sOME fAG on 31 Aug 2015
The only date you'll ever get is with your cousin.
By: Muster up something on 17 Jun 2017
Well at least I could afford a calendar
By: Jewelmaster on 28 Jun 2018
The only dates you get are from a tree
By: Tusk on 06 Jan 2019
Shame you can't even get dates from either a fruitstand or a calendar.
By: Gamer on 02 Mar 2019
The only date you have is the one your face looks like (the wrinkly fruit)
By: kittynotacat on 16 Feb 2015
Can we arrange a date where I get to humiliate you in public
By: Intellectual handiwork on 23 Jan 2016

Variations & Alternatives:

roses are red, monsters are green, look in a mirrior you'll see what i mean
By: Roaster #1 on 13 Mar 2023

Comments:

By: your so ugly that when ur mom went to north korea it went south on 28 Oct 2017
I like donkeys
By: Someone on 23 Feb 2024
Your so ugly a kissing bug wouldn't even wanna kiss you
By: JewelMaster on 13 May 2025

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You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.