Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.

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