Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?

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