Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults
Oh my God, look at you. Was anyone else hurt in the accident?
How many times do I have to flush to get rid of you?
You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable -- like a coma.
Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
I'd slap you, but shit stains.
You're not funny, but your life, now that's a joke.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but that would be an improvement!
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
You have two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit.
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.

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