Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Your body is a temple, and I have a recommend.
You're pawfect.
Are you the pizza guy? Because you sure can deliver.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
I may not be able to do miracles, but I got fish and bread enough for two. Would you like to join me?
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
I'm new in town, where's the best place to taste some really good local wine?
Your car's design is so outdated, it's like a relic from a bygone era of bad taste.
1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?
You're the reason they invented double doors!
If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
Your face is so ugly, it could make a blind man gag on his own vomit.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together at an MGMT show.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
I heard you like bad boys? Well I'm bad, at everything.
