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" Every time someone calls you fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake. "
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I heard you buy a cake every day to do just that. They're all gone. You know why? Because people who get this insult right cut someone else's cake!
By: 🍰
on 04 Jul 2015
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Maybe you are depressed because your grammar sucks. Depressed not depress.
By: Hi
on 26 Feb 2020
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At least my belly button doesn't get home an hour before the rest of me!
By: Wibbster101
on 20 Apr 2016
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Every time you get called fat, I bet that you go home, cry about it, and then cut yourself... A huge slice of pie.
By: Some Schmuck
on 28 Sep 2016
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how is this a insult?
By: ...
on 11 May 2015
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Nice to know you are a fan of Dubsmash.CopyCAT
By: G.com
on 27 Feb 2016
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tough tits, ball bag lol
By: sean
on 16 Nov 2023
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