GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Every time someone calls you fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake. "

Fat Insults

Comebacks:

I heard you buy a cake every day to do just that. They're all gone. You know why? Because people who get this insult right cut someone else's cake!
By: 🍰 on 04 Jul 2015
At least my belly button doesn't get home an hour before the rest of me!
By: Wibbster101 on 19 Apr 2016
Maybe you are depressed because your grammar sucks. Depressed not depress.
By: Hi on 26 Feb 2020
Yeah cut your belly off to -500 pounds bozo
By: Kaiden on 09 Mar 2025

Variations & Alternatives:

Every time you get called fat, I bet that you go home, cry about it, and then cut yourself... A huge slice of pie.
By: Some Schmuck on 28 Sep 2016

Comments:

how is this a insult?
By: ... on 11 May 2015
Nice to know you are a fan of Dubsmash.CopyCAT
By: G.com on 27 Feb 2016
tough tits, ball bag lol
By: sean on 16 Nov 2023
Yggxxxsgd
By: HGGVGHSDS on 10 Oct 2024
i dont get it...
By: dontask on 21 Oct 2025

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Every time someone calls you fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake.