GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" You're so fat, you could sell shade. "

Fat Insults

Comebacks:

At least I would be appreciated for something unlike you
By: ... :/ on 21 Jul 2015
These other people in the comebacks sound like they're so fat they don't even need the internet to be worldwide
By: MNMT on 09 Mar 2016
Then your brain cells must have stayed in your mums stomach to wait for better things.
By: 11 Year Old British Boy on 26 Apr 2016
i failed a spelling test because i was supposed to spell Bitch but i spelled your name
By: Vito D on 25 Dec 2015
shut up or i touch you in places you never knew exist
By: drake on 05 Sep 2024
WELL THEN I'LL SELL YOU! BICH
By: ANDY on 06 Apr 2017
Good cause I'll save hundreds from getting skin cancer while you can't do jack shit to help anyone.
By: Intellectual handiwork on 22 Jan 2016

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Comments:

At least I'm making a profit, not sure about you, however.
By: Unidentified on 28 Jul 2015
Yeah? Well, as an outsider, what do you feel about the human race?
By: fff on 26 May 2018
Roast 1. I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one, Roast 2. If you were going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty, Roast 3. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that, Roast 4. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world,
By: fun pants on 15 Jul 2020
i dont get it
By: Monitoria on 25 Feb 2024
what does this mean
By: caseoh on 31 Mar 2024
i think this is too common
By: tungtungsahur on 03 May 2025
I've been called worse things by better people.
By: Din mor on 07 Apr 2017

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You're so fat, you could sell shade.