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It would probably be out of your price range anyway
By: ... :/
on 21 Jul 2015
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That's okay, there's a discount for your intelligence as well.
By: Unidentified
on 28 Jul 2015
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Good. You have a lot of it, anyway.
By: unknown
on 16 Apr 2016
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6
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
By: Katie
on 24 May 2015
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It is only cause you can face the truth!!!
By: Katie
on 24 May 2015
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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.
By: unknown
on 24 May 2015
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Oh I am sorry, we were selling brain cells, but when you came, we had to close.
By: Hi
on 26 Feb 2020
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Belive it or not it's all true
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 23 Jan 2016
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At least it's worth more than your life.
By: Daniel
on 26 Apr 2016
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Sorry what was that your just so uncultured i didn't understand you
By: Eclipze
on 23 Mar 2016
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Shut up, you have worse chin than Buzz Light-year
By: Eclipze
on 23 Mar 2016
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well, at least its not as shitty as ur face
By: awesome
on 14 May 2015
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That's a great comeback honestly I use this one everyday
By: Alli
on 29 Jun 2015
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Well at least i shit out of my ass not my mouth
By: unknown
on 24 May 2015
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Well then you should quit talking
By: Chewy
on 07 Jun 2016
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suck deez nuts you transgender whore
By: Philip
on 18 May 2015
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Oh you love shopping then why is you clothes from the 19th century
By: unknow
on 24 May 2015
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
By: Fumoidk911
on 21 Apr 2015
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