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" It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer. "
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I have been caught on fire, and yes i have been hammered drunk, but don't get me mixed up with you buddy.
By: Connor
on 25 Nov 2014
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If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave it's bum and teach it to walk backwards.
By: me
on 06 Apr 2017
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What's YOUR excuse?
By: Anonymous
on 03 Nov 2013
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Well how about I get a hammer and shove it so far up your arse it pushes the inside of your face forward, that'll make you look worse
By: Intellectual handiwork
on 23 Jan 2016
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But why does your face look like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a crowbar?
By: sethwinters
on 24 Feb 2016
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you should stop loitering in the garage and try going to school .
By: kap
on 22 May 2013
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I only wanted something to remind me of you!
By: No name
on 19 Jul 2013
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Don't blame me for your autobiography.
By: Felix
on 05 Dec 2013
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Pardon me, but you obviously mistaken me for someone who actually cares
By: comeback master
on 06 Dec 2013
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Well I'm sorry, Kate Upton. I didn't know the fashion police were in the building.
By: Dat Guy
on 03 Nov 2013
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Hahahah
By: How would you know; You have a bad eye for good faces
on 03 Jun 2014
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It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
By: Kat Novak
on 16 Oct 2013
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Im going to change my Facebook name to no one so when i like something it says no one like this
By: unknown
on 04 Oct 2015
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that's too great. imma use that one
By: Lmfao
on 20 Feb 2014
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Your so ugly, that when you were born, yo mama threw you out and kept the stalk.
By: me
on 06 Apr 2017
I'll take that as a compliment.
By: Lili
on 08 Aug 2013
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Suck My Hairy Toe!!!!!
By: Dat bitch you know
on 16 Dec 2013
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lol
By: lu
on 23 May 2013
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Its katy phelps not kate upton get it right
By: Connor
on 25 Nov 2014
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