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" What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair. "

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Lol. funny but too offensive
By: Dopey on 12 May 2015
It's just that, a joke. I'm sure the person meant no harm.
By: Liz on 06 Jan 2016
It's a joke, grow :)
By: That guy who walks on 26 Jan 2016
This joke makes no sense
By: NO SENSE on 21 Mar 2016
Vegetables lie in bed. Cripples get chairs
By: Bed on 02 Jun 2016
bloody hilarious
By: Your nan on 05 Nov 2018
JOKE IS A$$
By: WHAT THE FRICK on 13 Feb 2023
This joke is extremely offensive to myself and other wheelchair users for various reasons! Please delete the joke off of the website!
By: Offended Wheelchair User on 06 Nov 2015

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.