GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

" Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run UP your face. "

Ugly Insults

Comebacks:

YOUR so ugly you pay the mirror to stay
By: Alex Huddson on 07 Dec 2014
I think you need to go to the toilet more often cause you're full of shit
By: Intellectual handiwork on 12 Jun 2016
You must've fell off a 100 story house...........and lived
By: Nightmysteryguy on 31 Mar 2015

Variations & Alternatives:

Your so ugly when you cry the tears run down the back of your head just to avoid your face!
By: This is the joke on 19 Jul 2016
You're so ugly, tears run down the back of your head so they won't have to see your face.
By: Jenny on 23 Jul 2014

Comments:

Me: Knock Knock You: Who's there? Me: Ya mum, and she's all like, "Give me some of that lovely peen".
By: Michael just shat on u on 26 Oct 2014
i smokada crack
By: crack on 12 Nov 2014
Get it? It's because they are afraid of your face! Haha...
By: OJ on 26 Jun 2014

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Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run UP your face.