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" You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you! "

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It was advice given from your mom , although she explained to us how it didn't work for you .
By: Delicious Taco on 11 Jul 2015
No dog on earth would come near you, even if you were only made of steak
By: Shaurya on 17 May 2015
Well your so ugly that even if you did have a steak around your neck the dog wouldnt play with you
By: Kk on 20 Jul 2014
Perhaps. But I know for sure that you are so ugly no dog would come near you for every steak on Earth!
By: Echo on 28 Mar 2015
Yeah cause the dog loves me, it would attack you even without the steak on you
By: Intellectual handiwork on 05 Feb 2016

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Hahw kk that was a good one, and yeah true lol
By: Jack on 20 Jul 2014
well the dog wouldn't play with in even if your mother said 'i'll give you $10.000 ...................... horse face
By: serena on 21 Jan 2015

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You're so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you!