Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults
If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse!
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Why don't you check eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
If your brain was made of chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
Looks like you traded in your neck for an extra chin!

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