Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won.
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
So you've changed your mind, does this one work any better?
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.

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