Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
What are you doing here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
I must be from Alderaan, because you just blew up my world.
I would hit that like the side of a tree on Endor.
Your smile glows brighter than a lightsaber.
Open up your hangar my starfighter needs refueling.
My tractor only has 2000 hours.
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Could you watch my stuff while I go for a swim? (then ask them to join you.)
You're as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense.
Do you know how long it takes for your mother to take a crap? Nine months.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change.
You're so ugly, when you got robbed, the robbers made you wear their masks.
I'll never forget the first time we met, although I'll keep trying.
Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
You're as useless as a knitted condom.
You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.
If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless.

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