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Gut Busting Fat Jokes

So maybe they have a few extra pounds, this doesn't give us the right to make fun of them, or does it? You may think of it as motivation for them to lose weight. I'm sure they'll find ammunition to fight back from our other jokes. Yeah, we know our fat section is a little slim, don't worry it will fatten up.


The Best Fat Jokes

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
What do you call two fat people having a chat? -- A heavy discussion
I'm not saying she's fat. But if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know. She'd be three of them.
How do you seduce a fat woman? Piece of cake.
Relationships are like fat people, most of them don't work out.
My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Music teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
If bars aren't allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonald's still allowed to serve fat people?
I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke?
That awkward moment when a fat kid says thats how I roll.
Want a simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop.
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
I'm in shape. Unfortunately, its the wrong one.
I keep trying to lose weight. but it keeps finding me.
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
My 6-pack is very precious to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
I forgot to go to the gym today! That's 10 years in a row now...
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Want to look thinner? Hang out with fat people.

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