Funny Puns

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

The Best Puns
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.
People who say they suffer from constipation are full of crap.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Never trust atoms, they make up everything.
I bet reading a book about anti-gravity is impossible to put down.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."

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