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Short & Funny Tech Jokes

The internet has provided us with limitless tech jokes, from IT departments, tech support and programmers, users never cease to amaze us and entertain us.

The Best Tech Jokes
Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
Hell is wallpapered with all your deleted selfies.
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for a lifetime..
I don't have to ask my kids to call me, I just change the Netflix password and then don't respond to their texts.
A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google office and ask them shit in person.
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store? -- Guardians of the Galaxy.
I assert dominance over millennials by responding to their texts with phone calls.
Wi-Fi went down during family dinner tonight. One of the kids started talking and I didn't know who he was.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? -- 1forrest1
What does a baby computer call it's father? Data.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Smartphones are the new pacifiers
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? -- Because he didn't Node how to Express himself.
I entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little later, they walked out because they couldn’t find a table.
Why did the developer go broke? -- Because he used up all his cache.

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