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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, Puns and Riddles

We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.

The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The G
What type of key is not good for opening doors? A Tur-key!
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!

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