Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, Puns and Riddles - Part 2
We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.
The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can't think of a better time to have the munchies.
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band? The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!
How did they send the turkey through the mail? Bird class!
Why did the Pilgrims sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it's in the oven.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all!
