Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, Puns and Riddles - Part 2
We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.
The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
You have to smoke a couple of bowls before Thanksgiving dinner. I can't think of a better time to have the munchies.
I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.
We are going to have very HAPPY Thanksgiving. This year, I am stuffing the turkey with Prozac!
Thanksgiving Day, across America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment... halftime.
What kids movie do you watch on Thanksgiving? The Mighty Turduckens!
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport? Squash
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
Want to really freak someone out? Add 2 extra turkey legs to the turkey when it's in the oven.
If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
Let's play pilgrims and native americans; I'll lure you over under false pretenses and we'll feast.
What happens to a turkey on Thanksgiving? It gets the stuffing knocked in to it.
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
