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Funny Halloween Jokes, Puns and Riddles

Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.


The Best Funny Halloween Jokes

In what room of the house would you never find a ghost? The living room.
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer.
What was the witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream.
What did the mummy say to the detective? Let's wrap this case up.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What does a vampire fear the most? Tooth decay.
Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a blood bank.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin.
What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles? Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat.

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