Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
In what room of the house would you never find a ghost? The living room.
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer.
What was the witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.
What did the mummy say to the detective? Let's wrap this case up.
What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What does a vampire fear the most? Tooth decay.
What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Why don't skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a blood bank.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin.
What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles? Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
