Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles? Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat.
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? - To stop his coffin.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash [!].
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Why don't ghost have bands? - They get booooed.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin.
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
