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Funny Halloween Jokes, Puns and Riddles - Part 2

Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.


The Best Funny Halloween Jokes

What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles? Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
What do you give a skeleton for valentine's day? - Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood.
Where does a ghost refuel his porche? - At a ghastly station.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine? - To stop his coffin.
Whats a ghost's favorate type of car? - A boo-ick
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash [!].
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin.
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It's good for the bones.
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite.
What's the favorite game at ghosts' birthday parties? Hide and Shriek.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
What instrument do skeleton play? - Trom-BONE.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew? - Boo Boo Gum.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.

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What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles? Have you ever tried to iron a monster?
 I'll be your trick if you'll be my treat.