Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
What's a monster's favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender? I'll have two beers and a mop.
Who does Dracula get letters from? His fang club.
What do you call two spiders that just got married? Newlywebbed.
What do Italians eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o.
What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.
How does a ghost say goodbye to a vampire? So long, sucker!
What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet.
What do you give to a pumpkin trying to quit smoking? A pumpkin patch.
Why do mummies have so much trouble keeping friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves.
Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It raises their spirits.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? He didn't have a haunting license.
What kind of monster is safe to put in a washing machine? A wash and wear wolf.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? They're afraid of flying off the handle.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A hollow-weenie!
