Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? - to see the boogy man.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. - sour-puss
What do ghosts eat for breakfast? - Boo-Berries.
Why do vampires scare people? - They are bored to death!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? - Every night he turns into a bat.
What songs does Dracula hate? - "You Are My Sunshine" and "Sunshine on my Shoulders.
What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done? - Ok, that's a wrap.
How does a girl vampire flirt? - She bats her eyes.
Why doesn't anybody like Dracula? - He has a bat temper.
Why did Dracula go to the dentist? - He had a fang-ache.
What kind of key does a skeleton use? - A skeleton key.
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? - Give him screws.
What is a Skeleton's favorite song. - Bad to the Bone
What did Dracula have for dessert? - Whine & Ice scream
What did the goblin say to the witch? - I don't know you tell me!
What do gosts call there girl friends? - There goul friends.
What did the bird say on Halloween? - Trick or tweet!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? - Because he had bat breath.
What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt? - Murder King
What's a Vampire's least favourate song? - Another one bites the dust!
