Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? At the casketeria.
What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets.
How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What did the three vampires order at the bar? Two bloods and a blood light.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetit!
For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
Where did the goblin throw the football? - Over the ghoul line.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? - A toasty ghosty.
Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? He heard it had great circulation.
What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? - Scream or sugar!
What do witches use in their hair? - scare-spray
What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? - blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why did't the skeleton cross the road? A: He had no guts.
What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? - A grave problem.
Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? - Sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? - A boo-tie.
Why did the man with a knife in his head cross the street? - He was dying to get to the other side!!
Why do skeletons drink milk? - To help their bones!
