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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, Puns and Riddles

We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.


The Best Thanksgiving Jokes

Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore!
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The G
What type of key is not good for opening doors? A Tur-key!
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.

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Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!