Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, Puns and Riddles - Part 3
We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.
The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har- VEST.
What holiday do they celebrate in prison? Shanksgiving.
Why dont people in the ghetto celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other goblins.
They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers!
How did they send the turkey through the mail? Bird class!
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving!
