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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, Puns and Riddles

We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.


The Best Thanksgiving Jokes

Mother turkey to her disobedient child? "If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!"
Why did the Pilgrims sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
How did they send the turkey through the mail? Bird class!
Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving? Because everything gets marked down after the holidays!
Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band? The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys & people after Thanksgiving dinner.
If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? It simply wants to run away.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What do you call an evil turkey? Poultry-Geist
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called? Turkey feathers!
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain? Pil-grimace.
What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim? Pilgrim Reaper.
What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus? Gobbleheads.

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