Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, Puns and Riddles - Part 4
We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.
The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
How can you make a turkey float? You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey!
Mother turkey to her disobedient child? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
Why did the Pilgrims sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google, google!
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus? Gobbleheads.
What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim? Pilgrim Reaper.
What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he's in pain? Pil-grimace.
What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
Who was the drummer in the Thanksgiving band? The turkey, because he had the drumsticks!
Which cat discovered America? Christofurry Columbus
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
What do you call an evil turkey? Poultry-Geist
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? It simply wants to run away.
What two animals get stuffed on Thanksgiving? Turkeys & people after Thanksgiving dinner.
