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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, Puns and Riddles

We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.


The Best Thanksgiving Jokes

What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on? The scholar ships.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit? A poultrygeist!
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What happens to a turkey on Thanksgiving? It gets the stuffing knocked in to it.
How do you keep Thanksgiving Day guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A Har- VEST.
What holiday do they celebrate in prison? Shanksgiving.
Why dont people in the ghetto celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? One has gobblers, the other goblins.
Hope your Turkey is moist and your stuffing in fluffy and when you're done eating you'll be nice and stuffy.
My aunt is bringing her homemade cranberry sauce to our Thanksgiving dinner, and my uncle is bringing his blatant racism!
Thanksgiving is great because people tend to speak less when food is lodged in their mouths.
They should change the name of Thanksgiving to something more fitting like say, Turkeypocolypse or Stuffing-cide.
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.
Let's play pilgrims and native americans; I'll lure you over under false pretenses and we'll feast.

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