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Hilarious Dad Jokes

Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.


Top Clean Dad Jokes

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
I knew I shouldn't have ate that seafood. Because now I'm feeling a little... Eel
When phone ringing Dad says 'If it's for me don't answer it.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
Ill call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.

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Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.



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