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Hilarious Dad Jokes

Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.


Top Clean Dad Jokes

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
I knew I shouldn't have ate that seafood. Because now I'm feeling a little... Eel
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
What did the daddy tomato say to the baby tomato? catch up!

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Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.



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