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Hilarious Dad Jokes

Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.


The Best Dad Jokes

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?A waist of time.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
I am terrified of elevators. I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.
What happened when the two antennas got married? Well, the ceremony was kinda boring, but the reception was great!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
5/4 of people admit that they're bad with fractions.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.

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Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said, 'You.'