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Hilarious Dad Jokes - Part 2

Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.


The Best Dad Jokes

I knew I shouldn't have ate that seafood. Because now I'm feeling a little... Eel
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.
What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles
My dad literally told me this one last week: 'Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.'
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!

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I knew I shouldn't have ate that seafood. Because now I'm feeling a little... Eel
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.