Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.
The Best Dad Jokes
How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They're all girls, otherwise they'd be uncles.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Dad I'm hungry ... Hi hungry I'm dad
There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
Hold on, I have something in my shoe I'm pretty sure it's a foot
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies sorry mate we only do plain
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I knew I shouldn't have ate that seafood. Because now I'm feeling a little... Eel
Where did the one-legged waitress work? IHOP!
What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs.
