Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.
The Best Dad Jokes
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue – can't put it down.
I've deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it's Hans free.
I gave all my dead batteries away today... Free of charge.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
I'm not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls!
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Every time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, 'The good news is..it'll feel better when it quits hurting.'
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.
