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Hilarious Dad Jokes - Part 6

Dad jokes so embarrassingly bad they're actually funny. Don't get caught in public with these terrible, punny jokes. We've got some classic, clean dad jokes sure to make you laugh, or roll your eyes.


The Best Dad Jokes

A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs! The doctor replied, I know you can't I've cut off your arms!
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: Don't worry; this is a piece of cake. I said: No, it's a math problem.
Bicycles can't stand on their own, they're two tired.
I'm on a seafood diet... I see food and I eat it.
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
Where's the bin? Dad: I haven't been anywhere!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
If I had a dime for every book I've ever read, I'd say: Wow, that's coincidental.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs! The doctor replied, I know you can't I've cut off your arms!
I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: Don't worry; this is a piece of cake. I said: No, it's a math problem.
Bicycles can't stand on their own, they're two tired.