Jokes to tell the men in your life

Short Jokes about Men. A big strong man should be able to take a little funny joke right? Keep them coming, show no remorse, it's all in good fun after all.

The Best Jokes about Men

What's the difference between a smart man and a stupid man? Nothing. They both think they know everything.
How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? -- Who cares? They never get the house anyway.
In arguments a woman has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Why are men like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
Q. What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? A. Beer in each hand!
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how everything works.
How does a man show that he's planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
How do males exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Why do men get married? So they don't have to hold-in their stomachs any more.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
Why doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job? He still ends up with the same boss.
What's the difference between a 16'' pizza and a musician? -- A 16" pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call 100 men at the bottom of the ocean? -- A good start.
If a man is alone in the forest, without any women, is he still wrong?
What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.
What's the difference between a man and a condom? Condoms have changed. They're no longer thick and insensitive!
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