They may be beautiful but lets face it, when a blonde does something funny you're thinking it's because she's blonde. It's not all bad though, many women dye their hair blonde despite the moniker.
The Best Blonde Jokes
Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? -- The box said 2-4 years!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? -- She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!
How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it...
Why does the blonde have the biggest boobs in the sixth grade? Because she's 18.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
Did you hear what happened to the blonde hockey team? They drowned in spring training.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
A: There is a stamp on it.
Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? To remind her that "toes go in first."
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? --
Shine a light into her ear.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she wanted to make up her mind.
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? The sun was out.
Why did the blonde run with the bike? It was going too fast for her to get on.
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall? -- A brick wall's only been laid once.
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut seeds.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? -- Because you have to hollow out it's head!
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? -- She missed!
How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday? Tell it to her on Tuesday.
What do dim lamps and blondes have in common? They both tend to be hot, but not too bright.
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done!
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
What is eternity? When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop intersection!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? -- They're both empty from the neck up!
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? -- They think their picture is being taken.
What is a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter.
What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? -- A wind tunnel!
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Why was the blonde in the tree? -- Because she was raking up the leaves!
What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.
What do you get when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? -- Data transfer.
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10 p.m.? -- She goes home!
Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? -- They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? -- It swells during the night!
A blonde walked into a bar --
OUCHH!!!
Why does the blonde throw breadcrumbs in the toilet every morning? -- To feed the toilet duck
Why did the blonde wash her hair in the kitchen sink? Because that's where you wash vegetables.
