Hilarious Blonde Jokes

They may be beautiful but lets face it, when a blonde does something funny you're thinking it's because she's blonde. It's not all bad though, many women dye their hair blonde despite the moniker.

The Best Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months? -- The box said 2-4 years!
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? -- She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!
How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it...
Why does the blonde have the biggest boobs in the sixth grade? Because she's 18.
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to go to the corner.
How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.
Did you hear what happened to the blonde hockey team? They drowned in spring training.
Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it.
Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? To remind her that "toes go in first."
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial intelligence.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle? -- Shine a light into her ear.
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? Because she wanted to make up her mind.
Why did the blonde think it was Sunday? The sun was out.
Why did the blonde run with the bike? It was going too fast for her to get on.
What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut seeds.
What's the difference between a blonde and a brick wall? -- A brick wall's only been laid once.

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