They may be beautiful but lets face it, when a blonde does something funny you're thinking it's because she's blonde. It's not all bad though, many women dye their hair blonde despite the moniker.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? -- Because you have to hollow out it's head!
How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday? Tell it to her on Tuesday.
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? -- She missed!
What do dim lamps and blondes have in common? They both tend to be hot, but not too bright.
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done!
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
What is eternity? When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop intersection!
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? -- They think their picture is being taken.
What is a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? -- They're both empty from the neck up!
What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? -- A wind tunnel!
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
Why was the blonde in the tree? -- Because she was raking up the leaves!
What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.
What do you get when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? -- Data transfer.
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10 p.m.? -- She goes home!
Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? -- They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? -- It swells during the night!
