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Hilarious Blonde Jokes - Part 2

They may be beautiful but lets face it, when a blonde does something funny you're thinking it's because she's blonde. It's not all bad though, many women dye their hair blonde despite the moniker.


The Best Blonde Jokes

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? -- Because you have to hollow out it's head!
How do you get a blonde to laugh at a joke on Saturday? Tell it to her on Tuesday.
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? -- She missed!
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? -- Because she just had her hair done!
What do dim lamps and blondes have in common? They both tend to be hot, but not too bright.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
What is eternity? When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop intersection!
Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? -- They think their picture is being taken.
What is a brunette between two blondes? An interpreter.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? -- They're both empty from the neck up!
What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? -- A wind tunnel!
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Why was the blonde in the tree? -- Because she was raking up the leaves!
What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common? You always hear about them but never see them.
Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
What do you get when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? -- Data transfer.
Why is it OK for blondes to catch cold? -- They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? -- It swells during the night!
What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10 p.m.? -- She goes home!

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