Funny Christmas Jokes, Riddles and Puns

Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.

The Best Funny Christmas Jokes

For Christmas, I want Santa's list of naughty girls.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
Why is it always cold at Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you’ll have turkey like everyone else.
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party? It was a scream
What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite? Crisp Pringles
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
What is the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer? One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh.
What was the elf allergic to? Sh-ELF-ish
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple
What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitus
Where do snowmen go to dance? A snow ball

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