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Funny Christmas Jokes, Riddles and Puns

Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.


The Best Funny Christmas Jokes

For Christmas, I want Santa's list of naughty girls.
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
Why is it always cold at Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
Boy: Mommy, can I have a dog for Christmas? Mommy: No you’ll have turkey like everyone else.
Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem
What is the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer? One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh.
Did you hear about Dracula’s Christmas party? It was a scream
What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite? Crisp Pringles
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney? Crisp Cringle
What was the elf allergic to? Sh-ELF-ish
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple
What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!
What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitus

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