Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" - So I bought her nothing.
What is Santa’s dog named? Santa Paws
What's red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast? You don’t feed it
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker? My POP is bigger than yours!
Which Christmas carol do parents like the most? Silent Night
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? RUDE-olph
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a detective? Santa Clues
If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one? A retail shop
Why is a burning Christmas candle like being thirsty? Because a little water ends both of them
Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals? No, I wouldn't know how to feed them.
What is the most romantic part of your body during Christmas? Mistle-toe
Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up? Because a Christmas tree doesn’t have legs
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth!
What did the lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws
