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Funny Christmas Jokes, Riddles and Puns

Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.


The Best Funny Christmas Jokes

What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a detective? Santa Clues
Whats will you be at Christmas? Yule be happy
What do you give a train conductor for Christmas? Platform shoes
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
Why couldn’t the Christmas tree stand up? Because a Christmas tree doesn’t have legs
What song did the guests sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow
What is Santa’s favorite Olympic event? North Pole-vault
What is the #1 Christmas present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
What did the lion at the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy claws
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? Santa Pause
What is the most romantic part of your body during Christmas? Mistle-toe
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I’ll never part with it
Why is a burning Christmas candle like being thirsty? Because a little water ends both of them

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