Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple
What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitus
What is the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer? One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh.
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe
Who says oh, oh, oh? Santa Claus walking backwards
What color Christmas candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither – Candles always burn shorter.
What Christmas carol do they sing in the dessert? Camel ye fathful
Who delievers Christmas presents to cats? Santa Claws
What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney? Crisp Cringle
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
Where do snowmen go to dance? A snow ball
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night!
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only one, after that it's not empty any more!
What's impossible to overtake at Christmas? The three wide men!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months
