Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.
What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s stuffed
What Christmas carol do they sing in the dessert? Camel ye fathful
What is the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer? One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh.
What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney? Crisp Cringle
What can you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitus
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas? Merry Christmas to ewe
Who says oh, oh, oh? Santa Claus walking backwards
What color Christmas candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle? Neither – Candles always burn shorter.
Who delievers Christmas presents to cats? Santa Claws
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night!
What’s impossible to overtake at Christmas? The three wide men!
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? Only one, after that it’s not empty any more!
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor? Ribbon Hood!
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!
Where do snowmen go to dance? A snow ball
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months
