Funny Christmas Jokes, Riddles and Puns

Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.

The Best Funny Christmas Jokes

What do you call it when Cris Kringle claps his hands? Santapplause
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa
What's red, white and blue at Christmas time? A sad candy cane!
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? O Tanning Palms!
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? Your teeth!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
What is Santa’s dog named? Santa Paws
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas party? It was a moth ball
If a reindeer lost his tail, where would it go for a new one? A retail shop
What do you call it when Santa takes a break from delivering presents? Santa pause
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop needles
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow
How do you make a slow reindeer fast? You don’t feed it
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
Where do you find reindeer? Depends where you left them
Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left? Noah’s Wife: Well, it is Christmas…

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