Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the game console box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
Whats will you be at Christmas? Yule be happy
What do you call it when Cris Kringle claps his hands? Santapplause
What do you call it when Santa takes a break from delivering presents? Santa pause
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters? They both drop needles
What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas party? It was a moth ball
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? O Tanning Palms!
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season's Bleatings!
Where do you find reindeer? Depends where you left them
Noah: I thought we had two turkeys when we left? Noah's Wife: Well, it is Christmas…
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa
