Funny Christmas Jokes, Riddles and Puns

Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.

The Best Funny Christmas Jokes

What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s stuffed
Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? RUDE-olph
Which Christmas carol do parents like the most? Silent Night
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker? My POP is bigger than yours!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
Where do mistletoe go to become famous? Holly wood!
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light me up!
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime? Season's Bleatings!
How do Chihuahua's say Merry Christmas? Fleas Navidog!
I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. She told me "Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace" - So I bought her nothing.
What will fall at the door first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalog?
There's nothing like the joy on a kid's face when he first sees the game console box containing the socks I got him for Christmas.
How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.

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