Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole? The rain-deer
What song do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep and crisp and even!
What did the cow say to the reindeer? Moo
What song did the guests sing at the Eskimo’s Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow
What is Santa’s favorite Olympic event? North Pole-vault
What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door
Why does Santa do in his garden? He hoe hoe hoes
What do reindeer have that no other animals have? Baby reindeer!
What do zombies put on their Christmas turkey? Grave-y
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move? Santa Pause
What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday? Freeze a jolly good fellow
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? Thanks, I’ll never part with it
When should you feed reindeer milk to a baby? When it’s a baby reindeer
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
A definition of Christmas: The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter "Y"!
What do angry mice send to each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
What is the best key to get at Christmas? A turkey!
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
