Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A hollow-weenie!
How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? - Ghoul-aid!
What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? - Wrap!
What's a monster's favorite bean? - A human bean.
Why can't the boy ghost have babies? - Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? - Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
What did the skeleton say to the vampire? - You suck.
What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul
Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? - He was all bite and no bark.
Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. - Because of the coffin.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater? - Because he is always a goblin.
What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae? - Whipped scream.
What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? - Dead ends
What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? - Mas-scare-a.
What happens when two vampires meet? - It was love at first bite!
Who was the most famous ghost detective? - Sherlock Moans.
Where do most werewolves live? - In howllywood, California
Where do most goblins live? - in North and South Scarolina.
Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? - to see the boogy man.