Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite.
How are vampires like false teeth? They both come out at night.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? - Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Why do mummies make excellent spies? They're good at keeping things under wraps.
[On the other hand] Where do mummies go for a swim? The dead sea.
What are you gonna be for halloween? Drunk!
What's the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry-day.
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don't spook until you're spoken to.
Who are some of the werewolves cousins? The whatwolves, the whowolves, and the whenwolves.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
What do you call a witch in the desert? A sandwitch.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? - Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. - sour-puss
