Jokes for that spooky time of year. Make those ghosts and ghouls giggle with our funny Halloween jokes.
What can't you give the headless horseman? - A headache.
Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? - He didn't have the guts.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich.
What do you call a witch in the desert? A sandwitch.
What's the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.
What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don't spook until you're spoken to.
How are vampires like false teeth? They both come out at night.
Who are some of the werewolves cousins? The whatwolves, the whowolves, and the whenwolves.
[On the other hand] Where do mummies go for a swim? The dead sea.
Why do mummies make excellent spies? They're good at keeping things under wraps.
What are you gonna be for halloween? Drunk!
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry-day.
What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? - Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What do you call a little monsters parents - mummy and deady
How do you scare a mummy - with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
Why do ghosts shiver and moan? - It's drafty under that sheet.
How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? - All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
