Outrageously Stupid Jokes

Jokes about stupidity and jokes that are just plain stupid. Everyone does stupid things, stupid jokes are just the result. Stupid jokes can be a great laugh and lets face it, it's always gonna be at someone's expense.

The Best Stupid Jokes

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.
Why can't an idiot dial 911? -- He can't find the 11 on the phone!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you? -- Pull the pin and throw it back at him!
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? -- Nobody Knows
Who ever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.
Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrr!
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
How can you kill an stupid person with a coin? Throw it in front of an oncoming bus.
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look? A: Duh!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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