Funny Christmas Jokes, Riddles and Puns

Happy Holidays and laughter with our hilarious collection of Christmas jokes. We've got the classic Santa, Elves, Reindeer jokes and a lot more.

The Best Funny Christmas Jokes
For Christmas, I want Santa's list of naughty girls.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap
Why is it always cold at Christmas? Because it’s in Decembrrrrrr
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary
What was the elf allergic to? Sh-ELF-ish
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple
Who delievers Christmas presents to cats? Santa Claws
What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping!
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
What type of potato chip is Santa’s favorite? Crisp Pringles
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? RUDE-olph
What is green, white, and red all over? A sunburned elf
Why do reindeer tell such good stories? Because they all have tails
What was the librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
What did the cow say on Christmas morning? Mooooey Christmas
Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? He had low elf esteem
What is the difference between a knight and Santa's reindeer? One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa

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