Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
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So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
Kobe Bryant is a terrible fisherman because he always gets nothing but net.
Where did the king put his armies? In his sleevies.
Addicted to brake fluid? Nah, I can stop any time. (Mark Foerster)
Red ship crashes into blue ship - sailors marooned.
Try Milk of Amnesia - when you need to forget
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
What did the coach say to his losing team of snakes? You can't venom all.
What day of the year is a command to go forward? March 4th.
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.
A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
