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Funny Puns - Part 7

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
Tried to play my shoehorn - all I got was footnotes
When you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall
My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Me'a skeptic? I trust you have proof
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
I might study something at a university that someone once told me about - there is a degree of ambiguity there.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bird-dogs are great for music, because they're both woofers and tweeters.

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Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
Practice safe eating, always use condiments.
Tried to play my shoehorn - all I got was footnotes