Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.
Does "Quasimodo" ring a bell? I had a hunch it would
What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position? The Little Mere Maid
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
In some places fog will never be mist.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It was tense.
What you seize is what you get.
Why was the tired knight's butt like a mythical beast? His Ass was Dragon
Comedians, the biggest joke going.
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
Some Spanish government employees are Seville servants.
Molecules boiling points vary to some degree.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Prosecution of the faulty limpet mine manufacturer began but the charges just wouldn't stick.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
The truth may ring out like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled.
I don't mind kids playing hopscotch in most places, but my driveway is where I draw the line.
When the presidential candidates campaign in rural areas, do they take a straw poll? When they campaign in forested areas do they give stump speeches?
He reminded me the speed limit was 60, but I didn't understand, he was speaking a mile a minute.
