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Funny Puns - Part 8

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!!
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
What part of a cemetery is best for burying guns? The muzzleum.
What Disney movie is about a gal who couldn't rise above a housecleaning position? The Little Mere Maid
The tarantula found his partner online. He spider on the web.
Does "Quasimodo" ring a bell? I had a hunch it would
There was a hiring freeze at the ice-skating rink.
What is the breed of canine that easily forgets his place on the trail? Wherewolf
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
The exhibitionist went to the store because he heard they were having a flash sale.
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are inseine.
I ordered whole wheat toast but it tasted funny. I think something was awry.
The most popular operation for orthopaedic surgeons is upper-leg surgery: very hip.
If a Monk throws a hissy fit, is it a temple tantrum?
I once worked at a factory that made boat paddles. The starting pay was ten dollars an oar.

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Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Dyslexics of the world, untie!! When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.