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Funny Puns - Part 10

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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When you lose something, why do you always find it in the last place you look? Because you stop looking as soon as you find it.
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Oncology is the study of car horns.
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A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
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Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
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What's Irish and sits in the sun? Paddy O'Furniture.
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I met the woman of my dreams at the base of Mount Vesuvius. She is the lava my life.
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I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
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What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.
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He was teed off with his bad start, driving the ball almost beyond the green, but he was able to putt it behind him.
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Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
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The skeleton was trying tibia little humerus.
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A pet store had a bird contest with no perches necessary.
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Valentine's Day is pure cupidity.
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I mixed up the cardiac resuscitation equipment with the lie detector, but I will de-fib you later.
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The luminescent Pelican triggered an air defense alert of glow bill proportions.
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What goes "Ha, ha, ha, plop"? A man laughing his head off.
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When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
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A butter is an angry goat.
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Attire goes on a wheel.
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Carrot is auto rust.
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When you lose something, why do you always find it in the last place you look? Because you stop looking as soon as you find it. Oncology is the study of car horns. A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.