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Funny Puns - Part 14

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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My dog was mustard-colored. That made him a Gulden Retriever.
That gas pump must be sick. It doesn't fill well.
The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn.
My cartography job is really going to put me on the map.
When the doctor asked the editor how he was doing, he said he had a problem with his circulation.
My friend said that if Watergate had happened in Scotland they would've had Scotch tape.
The origami artist won the court case because he was good with paperwork.
Spoilsport is the harbor where booty is shipped in.
If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.
When the swimmer recovered from her stroke she decided to dive right into kicking her bad habits.
It's the barbecue I've always wanted - the grill of my dreams!
The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.
I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle, but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up.
I support both of my wives very well. I think that's big o' me.
That Italian chef is really annoying. He's making a pesto himself.
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.
I hired a zombie to do some work around my house. He is the working dead.
Gladys the seamstress was recently inducted into the Pin Pushers Hall of Fame. I guess now she is a status thimble.
When the hockey player came home he gave his wife a puck on the cheek.

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My dog was mustard-colored. That made him a Gulden Retriever. That gas pump must be sick. It doesn't fill well. The seed company turfed out my idea for ready made lawn.