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Funny Puns - Part 14

Puns are great and quick way to make someone laugh or give you a nasty look! Give it a go and see if your friend has a sense of humor. It's always funnier if they're slow to get the pun.

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The Best Puns

Man was predestined to have free will.
She's in love with her psychiatrist: she's shrink-rapt
Threw jelly at cop; conviction: carrying congealed weapon
Cross a cannon with a bell: boomerang!
Erik the Red was a Norse of a different colour
It looks like an optical illusion, but it isn't
The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo.
Witches fly on brooms because nature abhors a vacuum
A will is a dead giveaway.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes
What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady"
There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.
What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds? Tarzipan.
Nylons give women a run for their money.
Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
Driving on so many turnpikes was taking its toll.

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Man was predestined to have free will.
She's in love with her psychiatrist: she's shrink-rapt
Threw jelly at cop; conviction: carrying congealed weapon